September 2011
new york: hey sup we gonna legalize gay marriage
god: no u aint
: hurricane irene
August 2011
1 tag
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hahahehehehahahahharjkahsre i came home early from school 2day good choice on my part i think
me: i'm hungry
kitchen: *is far away*
me: i'm not hungry
2 tags
daieve:
i used to go to mcdonalds in nashville and order a large drink and then while they were handing it to me in the drive thru i would let it slip through my hands onto the ground and start crying(im a really good actor) and then they would get me another and id drop that one too and i would quietly whisper
“i’m so thirsty”
and drive off crying
fuuuuuuck seriously be nice to one person and they dont leave you alone :( and i dont wanna have to be mean either fml
its rainin it pouring the storm goin 2 EAT ME!!!!
i always think i did something wrong and everyone is mad at me like always
4 tags
homework STINKS
bitchyougood:
Best female video winner
Accepts award dressed as a boy
“i wanna ______ thank everyone ive been dreaming about this ____ since i was 9...”
– tyler the creaotor (via descendants)
thecheetah:
i masterbate to lady gaga dressed up as joe calderone
MMMM
i loev you chris brown
g0ldenshower:
britney spears believes in god so now i believe in god
afghang:
i stare at a photo of a cute dog i printed out offf the internet and i stare at the photo and say ”this is true love i knwo it is”
me:
people: ur so quiet and antisocial why dont u talk more
me: fuk off im thinking about the internet
lmfaopwnd:
i like getting haircuts because for like 20 minutes theres a person that touches me
i love my cat even when he doesn’t love me
shapinguptobeprettycondomz:
if a post from me doesnt enclude
a keysmash
a sentence that goes up liKE THIs
the term ‘omg’ or ‘omfg’
some type of swear
random question marks at the end of a sentence????????
then its probably not me and you should contact the police
i hate being confronted on certain things omg
quinsee:
starving myself until ant farm gets cancelled
omg i think i finally know what im going to do with my hair yaaaaaayyysyygd
thugdaddy:
this one time i farted on my sister
im not good at text posts
omg someone just put a serious of unfortunate events on my tv im so happy just to watch it i wanna cry!!!!!!!!!!!!
