willow-placenta-deactivated2012 asked: Hi bby i think yur perf just sayin xx
poopingpolice asked: that was me i'm sorry
Anonymous asked: why are you so fucking ugly delete your blog please
tumblr is sooooo gay
Swallow your pride bitch
1612th: when you smoke your 100th joint as soon as the smoke enters your mouth your middle name on facebook automatically changes to Idgaff and your cover photo becomes a photo of bob marley there is no way to stop this from happening it’s just a part of life
One thing I am going to do differently as a parent is go easy on the “save sex...– Andrea O’Reilly, “Why I will go easy on the “save yourself” rhetoric with my daughter” (via whitedrunkgirls)
police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!
me: not with that attitude
So in my dream me and some girl who like part fairy and japanese or some shit were trying to get in a church idk why but it was fuckin weird and eventually what we had to do to get in was make out for the pastor or w/e and then he let us in which pissed me off but then once I entered the church i felt evil as fuck and the fairy asian bitch’s tongue turned into a snake and then she became a...
i love my dog so much even if she only loves me when i have food
porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
fifteen year old:
cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
fifteen year old: *starts crying*
cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH
Probably gonna kill myself